beautiful nights and ripped tights

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feferezimoirail:

dotehwindything:

katnissandhersyringe:

I think if a murderer wanted to lure me out of my room all they’d have to do is turn off my wifi cause sure as shit I’m gonna go see why it isn’t working

now that this thought has been put forward, i will always make sure my router and modem are based in my room. no chances — my enemies are everywhere 

Turn my wifi off and the intended victim becomes the murderer.

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boygrimlark:

scout-ebubbles:

docot:

freddybenson:

leovaldezstyle:

freddybenson:

A

B

C

the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours

D

E

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this is social anxiety summed up in two gifs

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the-vashta-nerada:

my little sister and i went to go see the great gatsby and the power just went out in the theatre because of a storm and the movie shut off and after a few seconds i just went “well this is a mediocre gatsby” and everyone groaned and four people left

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nahshaw:

yo where can i download a 30 day free trial of being dead?

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dirtylittledamsel:

I Should’ve Saved That Gif When I Had The Chance Because Now I Can’t Find It: The Musical

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